Smooth move, Cameron.
This is a teaser for my book, which might not come out for another year or more.
So, when he was chasing me around the house trying to get me to give him my son’s birth certificate so that he could file for rite of abode in the UK; and insisting that I fly to England to rent an apartnent and open a bank account so that he could do business there: meanwhile he is sitting up with late night beer telling me “this sea captain is ready to set sail.” And all the while he had a girlfriend! I thought he was having an affair with friend j.! That’s the whole reason the dart, eye injury happened. Ohhhh, this is bad.
Cameron, you need a lawyer.